So Hot Right Now: 5/31/09

Friday, June 5, 2009

OMFG its TGIF

I wanted it to be Friday on Monday. Not a bad week per se, just the anticipation of this weekend was killing me. 2 more hours baby.

Got a hair cut last night and it was like pulling teeth. I tried to be a nice person and go to the beauty school. Its cheap and the students get to practice on real people. It took 3 hours and I have never met someone so unqualified to cut hair. I wanted to tell him to get an application for McDonald's by the end of it....or to get on the short bus (wink.)

One week til their Birthday!! woot woot Gemini powers unite.

So Hot Right Now. I want that tunic.....

Starting to look preggers. Super cute. Her jewelry line House of Harlow is awesome! I just checked a few pieces out yesterday. Available at South Moon Under.

Speaking of cool jewelry.....

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Scarlet Begonias all up in her hair

Sublime version...not the Dead. Shot by Marc of Cobra snake for No. Magazine. I love this model's hair.

Especially that last shot. I want to make my hair like Peaches Geldof's....

Usually I'm not a huge fan of hers....clothing choices or otherwise, but I really really like this entire look. Very Gwen.

Rumi (Fashion Toast). Efing awesome. I would love to see this girl on the street.

Lily Donaldson. She looks like Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings (hot elf).

Despite my previous patriotic post, the Swedes will always have better style. (Stockholm street style)

I love every single one of these outfits....(ok, all but the overalls. Those things are fashion poison.) I would give my left boob for them. Band of Outsiders.

'Merica

I am an American. I love this country. Sometimes the state of the nation seems dreary and makes me feel like everything is half-empty. Everyday, I wake up and watch the news; mostly for my job and weather, but also because I have insatiable appetite for being informed...especially on economic/national issues. Unfortunately, the outlook isn't always positive and generally, the news isn't upbeat. However, even in these times, certain things about this country still make me swell with pride. So you know what? Crack open a cold one and get your rally towel. This is the greatest country in the world and we so easily forget it.

This is for you, ManCandy (repub. and broker....aka THE harshest critic)

I can't look at stills of this man and not aspire for greatness. Good job, Mr. President.

Same goes for her. She is the role model for our generation. She makes me want to change the world.

The greatest city in the country....The City of Brotherly Love.

Thanks, Karl. We may be a fast food nation, but who else is the originator of the dollar menu?

We created this.

And this.

Sunny beaches on 2 coasts. And girls like this.

And men in uniform.

So, you know what? Buy an American flag. Read a newspaper. Vote. Be proud of our President and our country. 'Merica. Fuck yeah.

I Ain't No Hollaback Girl....

I absolutely love that No Doubt is back on Tour. Radio (yes, I love radio...especially since I'm sans ipod at the moment) has been resurrecting all of the band's old hits, as well as the gem I quoted above. The summer (circa 2005?) that Hollaback was a hit, I waitress-ed at a gay bar/restaurant down the beach. My favorite co-worker/flamer loved to change the lyrics to "swallow-that"....so funny. No? "I ain't no swallow-that girl...." coming from an openly gay bundle of fun. <3

It was soooo good. The end of an era. Hopefully I'll get Season 4 for my b-day.

Haha, you suck. Although, Speidi provided some memorable quotes during their 2 day stint in the jungle.

Hey baby, can I get your number? .... Ok, singing/dancing talent aside... Zac Efron is goddam sexy. What....? He IS! Especially when he goes around licking his lips all day. This isn't Cougartown either. I'm not robbing the cradle, he's 21. His mistake dating a younger girl. I'm just hoping he'll come down with the "I need to date someone outside of Hollywood" complex sooner rather than later.

Uber cute. Perfect rainy-day look. Speaking of which...its June 4th, 65 degrees and rainy. Gew.

Like I've said, I give credit when credit is due. Jessica Biel looks amazing. I love the top paired with the necklace and everything else about this ensemble. No tranny, either. Clap, Clap.

Jesus she looks incredible. Further support of my argument...she is 42, and has had a child less than a year ago. Shooting a Revlon commercial.

48 hours til the beach!!!!!

Wow. Just wow. I don't even think I need to comment about her appearance for the moment...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?!?!?! Did 1999 throw up on you? I feel like this is seriously something I would have worn to a teen center dance in middle school (1997-1999), thinking I looked like hot shit...including the "shrug" to get by the chaperone's due to the non-exposed shoulder rule (Note: Public school had the oddest rules).

And on the opposite end of the spectrum...how not to get work in Hollywood... 1) run around in a white bikini that highlights your a) clear coke habit/eating disorder, b) the fact that you have waned in your spray tanning habits, 2) Stand around and talk on your cell phone (hopefully to another human and not just to show your acting ability/or that you are delusional) further proving to the world that you are all alone these days and no one gives a shit about you. Mean girls was 5 years ago and you haven't done a decent thing since. Your lesbian broke up with you and now you're a big bag of crazy. I'm hoping for a Britney moment soon....she needs a comeback.

Waist up=adorable. Waist down=hmmmm. I actually don't mind the shoes, but the skirt resembles something I would have concocted in college for an "Anything-but-clothes" party...aka strategically placed, colored saran wrap and trash bags.

Much better.

Leighton Meister. By far the best dressed at the MTV Movie Awards. Putting to rest any doubts I had about her not having a sick body. So Hot Right Now.