Blehhhh

Its shitty out today. Normally, I couldn't care less since I'm in cube nation 9-5, but I was seriously enjoying the gorgeous hot weather we've been having. Hopefully this weekend will be nice. I was such a waste of life on the beach Saturday. After my vodka fueled brunch, I sizzled on the beach for 7 hours. Now I'm a nice sweet potato/burnt sienna color and doubling my odds of skin cancer...yum.

ManCandy keeps my from hating my yuppie-reeking existence. P.S. http://www.mojohd.com/mojoseries/threesheets/ this show is awesome.

I'm also a firm believer in the idea that having the same vices makes a relationship stronger.

I need a real vacay....like out of the country.

I would give annnyyyythinggggg

So gorgeous. Well, I'll think about this when I get my tax refund/stimulus check next year.

Until then, things that don't make me hate life....

http://www.lastoftheredheads.com/

http://www.broslikethissite.com/

Its Best Not to Take Yourself Too Seriously...

Some pics displaying recent weekends of debauchery. This past one was pretty phenomenal as well. Upon viewing these, I can only conclude; 1) I have the most amazing friends in the world, 2) We like to party, 3) I will never be able to run for public office.

9 am.

I am in love with a 30 year old bro in a cover band. I need to find jesus.

Somehow, we're cool enough to get pulled on stage...either that or he thought we were with the shark.

Which I guess we kind of were.

Kate: Its hot.

Me: Beer's cold.

Kate: What?

Me: YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. (pouring beer on my head)

Sotaally Tober....

Booze cruise. You are never too old to shotgun.

The bartender roommate.

My faves.

2 pm.

Me: Starboard?

Court: Get the fuck out of here. I'm not moving from this chair until things stop spinning.

Me: so...is that a no?

Court: Don't you dare take a picture, you bitch.

I win.

The pregame Friday night. I love. These are the things that get me through the week in my professional life.

Stresssssss

Summer's not supposed to be stressful. I need to get my life together and figure out where the hell I'm going to live. I got 5 weeks.....

I desperately want to find a nice one bedroom...however, if/when I get a place by myself, I need a dog. I want the little nugget above.

Something with some big windows/natural light.

And a clean, pre-depression era bathroom....

Chalkboard paint is the shit.

I have no doubts to my interior decorating abilities....I just need to figure out the place!!!!