I absolutely love that No Doubt is back on Tour. Radio (yes, I love radio...especially since I'm sans ipod at the moment) has been resurrecting all of the band's old hits, as well as the gem I quoted above. The summer (circa 2005?) that Hollaback was a hit, I waitress-ed at a gay bar/restaurant down the beach. My favorite co-worker/flamer loved to change the lyrics to "swallow-that"....so funny. No? "I ain't no swallow-that girl...." coming from an openly gay bundle of fun. <3
It was soooo good. The end of an era. Hopefully I'll get Season 4 for my b-day.
Haha, you suck. Although, Speidi provided some memorable quotes during their 2 day stint in the jungle.
Hey baby, can I get your number? .... Ok, singing/dancing talent aside... Zac Efron is goddam sexy. What....? He IS! Especially when he goes around licking his lips all day. This isn't Cougartown either. I'm not robbing the cradle, he's 21. His mistake dating a younger girl. I'm just hoping he'll come down with the "I need to date someone outside of Hollywood" complex sooner rather than later.
Uber cute. Perfect rainy-day look. Speaking of which...its June 4th, 65 degrees and rainy. Gew.
Like I've said, I give credit when credit is due. Jessica Biel looks amazing. I love the top paired with the necklace and everything else about this ensemble. No tranny, either. Clap, Clap.
Jesus she looks incredible. Further support of my argument...she is 42, and has had a child less than a year ago. Shooting a Revlon commercial.
48 hours til the beach!!!!!
Wow. Just wow. I don't even think I need to comment about her appearance for the moment...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?!?!?! Did 1999 throw up on you? I feel like this is seriously something I would have worn to a teen center dance in middle school (1997-1999), thinking I looked like hot shit...including the "shrug" to get by the chaperone's due to the non-exposed shoulder rule (Note: Public school had the oddest rules).
And on the opposite end of the spectrum...how not to get work in Hollywood... 1) run around in a white bikini that highlights your a) clear coke habit/eating disorder, b) the fact that you have waned in your spray tanning habits, 2) Stand around and talk on your cell phone (hopefully to another human and not just to show your acting ability/or that you are delusional) further proving to the world that you are all alone these days and no one gives a shit about you. Mean girls was 5 years ago and you haven't done a decent thing since. Your lesbian broke up with you and now you're a big bag of crazy. I'm hoping for a Britney moment soon....she needs a comeback.
Waist up=adorable. Waist down=hmmmm. I actually don't mind the shoes, but the skirt resembles something I would have concocted in college for an "Anything-but-clothes" party...aka strategically placed, colored saran wrap and trash bags.
Much better.
Leighton Meister. By far the best dressed at the MTV Movie Awards. Putting to rest any doubts I had about her not having a sick body. So Hot Right Now.
It was soooo good. The end of an era. Hopefully I'll get Season 4 for my b-day.
Haha, you suck. Although, Speidi provided some memorable quotes during their 2 day stint in the jungle.
Hey baby, can I get your number? .... Ok, singing/dancing talent aside... Zac Efron is goddam sexy. What....? He IS! Especially when he goes around licking his lips all day. This isn't Cougartown either. I'm not robbing the cradle, he's 21. His mistake dating a younger girl. I'm just hoping he'll come down with the "I need to date someone outside of Hollywood" complex sooner rather than later.
Uber cute. Perfect rainy-day look. Speaking of which...its June 4th, 65 degrees and rainy. Gew.
Like I've said, I give credit when credit is due. Jessica Biel looks amazing. I love the top paired with the necklace and everything else about this ensemble. No tranny, either. Clap, Clap.
Jesus she looks incredible. Further support of my argument...she is 42, and has had a child less than a year ago. Shooting a Revlon commercial.
48 hours til the beach!!!!!
Wow. Just wow. I don't even think I need to comment about her appearance for the moment...WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE WEARING?!?!?! Did 1999 throw up on you? I feel like this is seriously something I would have worn to a teen center dance in middle school (1997-1999), thinking I looked like hot shit...including the "shrug" to get by the chaperone's due to the non-exposed shoulder rule (Note: Public school had the oddest rules). 
And on the opposite end of the spectrum...how not to get work in Hollywood... 1) run around in a white bikini that highlights your a) clear coke habit/eating disorder, b) the fact that you have waned in your spray tanning habits, 2) Stand around and talk on your cell phone (hopefully to another human and not just to show your acting ability/or that you are delusional) further proving to the world that you are all alone these days and no one gives a shit about you. Mean girls was 5 years ago and you haven't done a decent thing since. Your lesbian broke up with you and now you're a big bag of crazy. I'm hoping for a Britney moment soon....she needs a comeback.
Waist up=adorable. Waist down=hmmmm. I actually don't mind the shoes, but the skirt resembles something I would have concocted in college for an "Anything-but-clothes" party...aka strategically placed, colored saran wrap and trash bags.
Much better.
Leighton Meister. By far the best dressed at the MTV Movie Awards. Putting to rest any doubts I had about her not having a sick body. So Hot Right Now.
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