Another gorgeous summer day in the city....
So....yeah....
“I am the hardest-working person I know. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated.” Riiight. She works so hard she doesn’t even know what to do with her self when she’s not working?!?!?! How about large piles of illegal substances, stalking your ex, and praying you wake up in a world that you are still relevant enough that the paparazzi still follow you. No one cares, you aren't getting work, and oh, happy birthday. Try not to die this year because 5 other people way more famous than you died recently and their deaths would clearly overshadow yours. Oh, and wear a bra...gross!
If I want to read about/look at a hot mess, Amy Winehouse is far more entertaining and scary.
Her boobs are real. So not fair.
Since when does getting dumped and losing get you a spot on Good Morning America?
Wow. Jenna Jamison is really looking good these days. Who would have thought this is what 15 years of hard core porn would do to you?
Worst style ever. Who told her this looks good? Who told her it was cute/stylish/remotely flattering? God, get a fucking clue. It's almost as frustrating as her Marie Claire cover emblazoned with "You call this FAT?". Yes, actually I do...don't egg me on. When you have DD breasts, hate the gym, and eat your emotions you cannot compete with the 90% of hot 20-something singers, especially when you dress like a blind hooters waitress from bumblefuck Texas.
Act like Hayden and put some goddamn effort into your public appearances.
Or, cover up everything else you're not famous for. Rhianna is actually talented though. And, she looks ridiculously hot. I (or anyone else not famous) should never wear anything even quasi-resembling this. But if you are a hot young celebrity with a nice rack....hell, put it on display.
So....yeah....
“I am the hardest-working person I know. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated.” Riiight. She works so hard she doesn’t even know what to do with her self when she’s not working?!?!?! How about large piles of illegal substances, stalking your ex, and praying you wake up in a world that you are still relevant enough that the paparazzi still follow you. No one cares, you aren't getting work, and oh, happy birthday. Try not to die this year because 5 other people way more famous than you died recently and their deaths would clearly overshadow yours. Oh, and wear a bra...gross!
If I want to read about/look at a hot mess, Amy Winehouse is far more entertaining and scary.
Her boobs are real. So not fair.
Since when does getting dumped and losing get you a spot on Good Morning America?
Wow. Jenna Jamison is really looking good these days. Who would have thought this is what 15 years of hard core porn would do to you?
Worst style ever. Who told her this looks good? Who told her it was cute/stylish/remotely flattering? God, get a fucking clue. It's almost as frustrating as her Marie Claire cover emblazoned with "You call this FAT?". Yes, actually I do...don't egg me on. When you have DD breasts, hate the gym, and eat your emotions you cannot compete with the 90% of hot 20-something singers, especially when you dress like a blind hooters waitress from bumblefuck Texas.
Act like Hayden and put some goddamn effort into your public appearances.
Or, cover up everything else you're not famous for. Rhianna is actually talented though. And, she looks ridiculously hot. I (or anyone else not famous) should never wear anything even quasi-resembling this. But if you are a hot young celebrity with a nice rack....hell, put it on display.
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