Monday, August 3, 2009

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

I have some serious issues with the tweens/teenagers that overrun fashion and celebrity gossip. First and foremost, I could care less about what people who are not even legal think. If you can't legally vote, drink, or smoke, you haven't experienced shit and your opinions are completely useless. You still live at home and your parents can still take away your iphone if you take/text naked pictures of yourself. I mean really....you can't have much of an opinion about the world if you've only lived a very sheltered 17 years on a tour bus. But, what really "grinds my gears" is the awful fashion of some of these pre-pubescent teens. I don't know if they have stylists, but if they do they should be dragged (drug?) into the street and shot. If they don't, shame on the fashion industry for ever putting their photograph in a magazine under anything not labeled a "DON'T".

Blake Lively plays a teen but is actually 22. Hence, her interviews are slightly better than boring and her style is pretty good. She has had some serious hits along with some misses, however, her sense of fashion is not evolved enough to get her on the cover of Vogue or on a best dressed list.

This was my favorite look of hers....ever.

These shots almost don't do it justice. So Hot Right Now.

Too bad she's British. Emma Watson has the BEST teenage fashion....hands down.

And, just to support my argument she was on the cover of Teen Vogue. Exactly where she should be.

Ashley Tisdale tries. I'm being nice by putting a pic of her in my favorite look of hers. She is kind of a label whore and does the too many trends at once thing. However, I'm guessing she has a stylist for the red carpet. This is very very flattering on her.

Blake....miss. I like the romper and the shoes, but the jacket is a bit too much for the day. I also don't know how I feel about cropped sleeves on the blazer with shorts as well.

Perfection.

She normally dresses too old for her age and tends to wear things that accentuate her muscular (a.k.a. broad) physique, but Hayden looks great here. The coloring really works for her (finally not black with red lipstick!)

Emma casual. Nothing to get naked about, but very cute and flattering.

Again, very flattering and very age appropriate. I LOVE those shoes!!!!

Vanessa Hugens. I HATE her style. Everything she wears she looks like she is trying wayyy too hard. This is a perfect example of the too many trends at once. She needs to lose the necklace, or the socks, or both. Honestly, the blazer or the dress alone is supposed to be the focus. She just looks like a bozo.

Emma. Simple. Perfection.

Bleehhhh. I hate Taylor Swift on alot of levels, but I think she has awful style as well. She's gawky and awkward, not to mention extremely pale. She needs deeper or more vibrant tones. She's also a stick; this shape of dress does nothing to help...she has no curves for the dress to hug. I look at her and all I can think is baby giraffe.

1 comment:

  1. if you develop a new obsession away from the olsens and toward Emma Watson, all 4 of your devoted readers will be thrilled.

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