Boo You Whore

Dear Kristen Cavaleri,

Do you have a stylist? If so, does she hate you?

xo,
LegallyBlonde

Love her or hate her and her so-called "reality", she undeniably makes pretty terrible choices on clothing before she walks out the door. Ok, I get it....she's trying not to be all "Hollywood" and "laid back". Fine. But when "breezy" walks the line of were-you-dressed-by-a-blind-person, its time to check yourself.

This is the best thing she has ever worn.

Its ok.

Are you a distant cousin of Jessica Simpson?

Whoa. I don't know anyone who is fashionable enough to own a black shirt and jeans.

LBD & nude heels. Groundbreaking. In fact, I don't think anyone else knows that this is the basic recipe for looking slimming...you tricky devil you.

College girl uniform.

Common. Are you even trying?

This is ok only because you're in Atlantic City....

Anyone else miss LC?