TGIF

Joy! The weekend is almost here. Lax practice was cancelled due to ridiculous amounts of rain this week...which completely saturated all the fields rendering them un-playable, so that means LegallyBlonde is getting saucy at 5:00pm today.....

Stick dye-ing went uber-well last weekend...now I'm a bit obsessed with tie-dye. Totes trying this.....

Read this cover to cover. Spin still rules, as does No Doubt. I cannot wait to see them June 11th! 2 days after the momentous B-day of yours truly.

Manolo for thakoon.

Holy shit. Givenchy.

That's not water, and that's all I want post-work today....

Washing my hands of both last Sunday and possibly ManCandy. To quote the Hills, "I'm done with drama." I need a new pool of men to draw from...i.e. NOT the bars in Trolley Square. I was so desperate for some new prospects I actually told the little girls I coach to get me a date(s)..."Alright girls, now, I want attractive, employed brothers/cousins/neighbors, ages 21-30. Coach needs a date! Start bringing them to watch games..." Sad, I know. We'll see what comes of this. I also picked up a possible stalker at the expo for the race I ran in last weekend. His email seemed normal enough....(???) Anyway, so I was telling old ManCandy (I'll discuss that later...) about all this, and he replied with possibly that greatest line, I dunnno...ever, last night: "Ok...hold up a second. I'm original ManCandy, I know about Spicy BBQ [current ManCandy], but really, there's the potential for more? How many flavors do you need?!" Hilarious, no?....Maybe I was wrong about him.

Either way, I'm done with Man-Baby, bi-polar drama queens that seem to frequent my stomping grounds. I thought a little older would be better....? Nope, there's a generation of man-babies. We'll see what the weekend brings....

2 weeks til I move into my summer share!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG, Summer, hurry your ass up!

I used to hate gold jewlery, now I am borderline obsessed. Anna Scheffield.

Nobody I know, but this embodies everything I hated about going to college in the South. Gross things in this picture: 1) Cowboy hat 2) Tuaca t-shirt 3) Girl with fake tan and bad high-lights 4) the american-eagle-esque leather watch. Notice, I did not list "squirting ketchup into mouth" as a gross thing.

You're welcome:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ better that fmylife. omg I die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU 1 billion times better than lolcatz.

Oh, and the best article on homophobic tartlet http://jezebel.com/5239807/who-needs-a-scholarship-when-you-can-get-sponsored-breasts

A little bit of this, A little bit of that....

Yesssss, I am a huge jerk. Once a week posting isn't going to cut it. My sincerest apologies. Anyway, I feel like the lapse in posts gives me ample time to troll for new fodder....

Jak and Jill's blog is one of my guilty pleasures. Shoes that make me salivate/give me goosebumps. This is the closest thing to woman-porn ever created. It has also created two amazing colloquialisms; Shoeporn & Shoegasm.

Another awesome awesome blog is Cupcakes and Cashmere. Meet Emily, once Teen Vogue intern, now writer for Domino, among other mags. She is my number one style inspiration. She mixes classic, girly, and prep styles with current trends and vintage finds so perfectly it almost hurts. I am constantly in a state of awe when reading. She's also an amazing cook and decorator. Martha, 30 years younger, hot, funny and stylish.

That outfit on the end is absolutely perfect.

If I could trade lives with any blogger, clearly, she would be my #1. I'm totes stealing this look.

My favorite hot mess. Rumored to be in discussions of a porn deal? Oh, Whorehan....

Topshop NYC shoe department..... I need a moment....uuuggghh.......

LC peacing out of Speidi's wedding. Supercute dress. I want to go to a wedding so goddamn badly! Man are weddings fun; open bar, dancing, awesome food, dress-up...if only I had more prospective bachelors in need of a go-to date. Current ManCandy is on thin ice.....

Kim, we are not idiots. Size 2? Shut the f up.

Yay! Ashley O is out of hiding! Looking fab as usual. I can't wait for some more spring-inspired looks from her!