Thirsty Thursday

So my 3 day work week has been flying by! Have I mentioned how much I love living in Philly? I overslept a little today, but since I stroll to work these days, I hoofed it a little faster and still got in the office with time to spare! Tomorrow morning...off to Detroit!

Can't you hear the wedding bells? Speaking of which, I'm having a small freak out...What the hell do you wear to a wedding? Do you change if the ceremony (church) is in the morning and the reception at night? What do you wear to the rehearsal dinner? AAAHHHH!!!

Well....I won't replicate this faux pas....actual guests at the Montag-Pratt Wedding. Gew.

But I really wonder how conservative I should be in a church? Ugh...let's just say its been a while since I was in one.

And how formal is the reception? I know its at night....and that's about it.

Like....red carpet formal?

I didn't have the time (or desire) to take pics of prospective choices. The winner (thus far) is very similar to above. Strapless, black (with some beige print) chiffon, not too much cleavage, but definitely on the shorter side.

And the time of year is rough...can't be too summer-y, or too fall-ish. Colors are such a hassle. Why can't I own the dress above? Kristen Bell's look would be perrrrffff!

Normally I would just default to black. Can you wear black to a wedding?

This would be perfect as well. Please steer me in the right direction....anybody!!

Moving on, I die. Affordable, beautiful shoes. Paylessssssss!!!!!!!

Platform wallabees?!?!?!? Nine west baby!!! $99 bones!!

Didn't sleep so well last night (so excuse the randomness of this post!) kept freaking myself out about things/creaks/ghosts I was hearing in my apt. I need a puppy asap. I want Blake's. It looks like a teddy bear come alive!

I feel bad about my Bilson bashing a few posts ago (well, not really bashing...more of disappointment). Totally redeemed. I'm not sure how old this pic is of her and Lisa Love (teen vogue/the hills fame), but that suit is perfection.

Hee hee.

Why the hell does my tan fade so fast!??!?!?! It's literally been 3 days and I'm feeling like the walking dead again. (big frowny face) I'm photoshopping all the photos from this wedding to black and white.

Not to beat a dead horse about the wedding, but I also have no idea how to do my hair. Up? Down? Sparkly things? Bleehhhhh.

So, fun news on my favorite little train wreck.

I had heard a while back (last month to be exact...duuuh I'm stupid today) Lohan did the cover for Elle uk. I never got around to reading it (aka purchasing it) but found the scans online today. Wow. Let's just say things didn't go well for her, professionally speaking.

Quick refresher....remember this disaster?

"I CAN SEE U AT 7.15 TO 7.30 THEN I HAVE TO MEET WITH A SPRAY TANNER!" That is one of the texts Lindsay Lohan sent to ELLE UK journalist Katie Mulloy during the time of her 'interview' for the September issue. The interview never happened in the end, even though Katie spent days waiting.ELLE editor Lorraine Candy describes the shoot in her editors letter as "the most unpredictable and confusing cover shoot in my career."

She's trying to save her "career" but she hasn’t learned a thing. She’s even dumber that that punk ass kid in the Cingualr commercials. The goddamn minutes roll over, what is so hard to understand about that? They’re all the same. Today, last month, last year. Stop being such a smug little prick and listen to your mom.

Hump Day

Wednesday is always that day that you just need to get over with. I'm super stoked for the weekend, and actually have Friday off! ManCandy is dragging my ass to a Wedding in Detroit. I have no idea what to expect, aside from some waspy goodness, and I've never been to Michigan. All I know is open bar + legallyblonde + chicken dance = Parents fucking love me.

Still a little sad about the end of such a kick-ass summer....

But then again...I know I'll be back next year.

Pop culture craziness went down this summer! At least his body is finally laid to rest.

I was beyond upset about the passing of DJ Am. He was DJing at Dusk in Atlantic City (that's New Jersey by the way...) this summer. I caught him once and it was unreal. His death is so sad because he died of an overdose...spurred by him taking anti-anxiety medication....because he was afraid of flying and had to fly all the time to DJ....and was afraid of flying because he was basically burned alive in a near fatal plan crash last year. Awful awful awful.

Last weekend my friends had rented a beach house for the weekend. They thought of everything except for an I-pod dock/boom box/whatever so we were forced to play CD's. Everyone dug through their cars and it was an eclectic mix of Bone Thugz, Wu Tang, 311, and Jayz. Jayz's shit was still hot. HOVA ya herrrd!

Hey pretty lady. I am not excited at all to see this sequel. Ew.

I miss the OC.

It definitely had some good episodes.

Ashlee Simpson is not emo. Stop looking like you're hexed all the time.

Ew. WHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?

So Long Sweet Summer

Every year I cry a little when summer ends....

Absolutely wonderful end though....couldn't have asked for a better labor day!

Didn't waste anytime when I got down the beach....Anna and I posing before debauchery ensued.

Forcing ManCandy to rip a shot of the awful cheap alcohol we found in the freezer.

Poor, poor starboard bouncer...has to put up far too much.

Booze cruise for Christa's Birthday! The Dirty Dozen.

Beautiful day, beautiful sunset, beautiful spread of food, and beautiful solo cups...hahaha.

So, we went a little overboard with the photo op....no pun intended.

Goodbye Summer 09!!!!