100th Post?!

Get the fuck out! Luckily this isn't a real blog...as all of 5 people actually read it. (I'm patting my own shoulder and giving myself a goddam cookie.)

Sorry it took so long for me to post this...you see I had to change my pants after I.....

Yup. Tori's a babe...clearly doing fine and soaking up some rays this past weekend. Oh, and here boobs? Totes real.

You are no Lauren Conrad....but you'll do. Kristen will be the successor on The Hills. No way! I bet no one saw that coming.

July issue. Thank you.

For the love of god. Die.

Justin's a dork/closeted. Tranny Biel looks like she could be on the cover of Fitness magazine and JT may as well be swinging his arms to the side and holding a sign for prop 8. I should appreciate this since I am a runner, but I like to make fun of couples who look this douche-y.

So on the topic of prop 8.....Wow. Adam Lambert. Clearly no homo....see interview with Entertainment Weekly below.

EW: I want to just get this question out of the way first, something that's been dangling a bit over you for the whole season: Would you like to put to rest all the speculation about your sexuality?
LAMBERT: It's not dangling over my head. [Laughing] It may be dangling over yours, but it's not over mine. Yeah, I think speculation keeps things really interesting.
EW: So you don't want to say anything one way or the other?
LAMBERT: Like I said, I think speculation keeps things very, very interesting. [Laughs]

EW: I want to just get this question out of the way first, something that's been dangling a bit over you for the whole season: Would you like to put to rest all the speculation about your sexuality?
LAMBERT: It's not dangling over my head. [Laughing] It may be dangling over yours, but it's not over mine. Yeah, I think speculation keeps things really interesting.
EW: So you don't want to say anything one way or the other?
LAMBERT: Like I said, I think speculation keeps things very, very interesting. [Laughs]